Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
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We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
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stoners and superglue do NOT mix
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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