I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
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The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
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i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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