My hand turned me down
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
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Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
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She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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