This dress was meant to end up on your floor
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
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The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
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Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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