Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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