And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
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Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
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I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
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