return my video game
I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
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I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
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They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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