in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
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does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
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I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
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