I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
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Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
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Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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