fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
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reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
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And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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