Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
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dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
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VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
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