I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
So drunk, too bad you don't want this
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
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The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
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I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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