God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
I locked my keys in my car in front of planned parenthood. I'm terrified of going inside to ask to borrow a clothes hangar.
Just tell them you need to fix a mistake real quick.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
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i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
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Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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