just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
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Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
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Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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