you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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