Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
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I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
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Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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