Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
YOU HAVE PISSED AND FUCKED ON LITERALLY EVERYTHING IN MY HOUSE
Not everything, just a few things. And only a few times. The odds are really not all that bad when you break it down.
you’ve pissed every time you slept over. there’s no such thing as odds anymore. it’s guaranteed
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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