No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
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He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
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He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
This couple is walking their pig around campus
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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