I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
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I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
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Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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