I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
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It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
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Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
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