I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
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If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
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we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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