Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
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I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
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Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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