I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
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she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
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While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
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