Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
Randomize