come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
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It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
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I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
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