he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
you traded sex for a burrito?
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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