I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
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Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
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words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
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