Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
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Houston, we have a squirter
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
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I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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