You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
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His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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