So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
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Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
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Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
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we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
Dear sober self, your keys are on the table in front of you the only way your typing this is with autocorrect goodnight love you
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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