I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
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mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
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No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
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