when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
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Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
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girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
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We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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