Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
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Sorry about the voicemail last night, people in hostel thought getting the clap from cheating on me wasn't enough and you hearing a 6 foot 5 Swedish dude bang the shit out of me was needed.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
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Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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