There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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