i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
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he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
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How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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