Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
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I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
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True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
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