dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
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Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
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They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
I booty called her while she was in labor.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
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