There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
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I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
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Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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