my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
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the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
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I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
is it fun? or sober?
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