He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
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I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
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woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
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