U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
I wish your couch was made out of beer. I would drink like half of it.
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
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The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
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she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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