I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
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There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
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I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
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