What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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