You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
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I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
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I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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