This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
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Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
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in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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