Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
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Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
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All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
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I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
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