I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
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I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
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he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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