READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Can Purell be used as lube?
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
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what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
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Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
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