Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
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Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
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I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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