After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
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I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
We talked him into tasing himself.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
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The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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